Showing posts with label Britney Spears. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Britney Spears. Show all posts

Sunday, January 20, 2008

People.com Headline: Because lapsing into a coma would have been too obvious.

Because a coma would have been to obvious

Friday, December 14, 2007

Lindsay Lohan's Candid Interview - Audio on Perez, Is She Actually Well?!?

Hello friends, near and far -

I know you've probably read about it on People.com or even seen and heard it on PerezHilton.com, but Lindsay called in a Las Vegas radio show this morning and spoke so openly and maturely about her life. It really struck me as such a contrast to the one Britney Spears radio call-in to Ryan Seacrest's morning show back when her latest (and awesome!) record was released.

The highlight that Perez missed in his blog entry?
***Lindsay Lohan's favorite fast food? McDonald's!*** I wonder what she likes to order? I bet Happy Meals. I can see her liking the little toys. Any guesses?

Travel well,
Nick'd

P.S. While listening to the clip of Mark and Mercedes in the Morning, it made me nostalgic for my old days as a morning show host. I wonder if they had any idea the kind of attention this was going to get.

Monday, September 10, 2007

Blogging a Tragedy: Britney Spears

Some light Monday morning reading:

EW.com's PopWatch: Britney's VMA "performance"

VividBlurry.com: Hush, Just Stop.

Towleroad.com: Britney Spears Delivers Trainwreck Rather Than Comeback At VMAS

PerezHilton: An Open Letter To Britney Spears

Sunday, September 9, 2007

It's Nick'd Blog, Bitch.

In honor of Britney Spears tragically uninterested comeback, I would like to reclaim my pinpoint place in the blogosphere. From her 2007 VMA performance, I feel inspired to return from my hiding place in the real world and to venture back here, into your cold, insensitive virtual arms.

Here are the 5 things I learned tonight from Britney Spears about making a triumphant return to the spotlight:
1. It doesn't matter if I'm fat, lazy or just don't care. Sometimes, I'm all three and it's nothing a good fake tan can't fix.
2. As long as I pay them, hot dudes will totally still dance with me.
3. My underwear doesn't need to fit, my ass cheeks look damn good jiggling below my panties.
4. Fuck it.
5. Mmm...Cheetos. Gimme more.

Thanks Britney, I couldn't have done it without you.