New Celebrities: Katie Price and Peter Andre...wait, who?

These people weren't even on my radar, it's like I've been living under a rock. Or at least in America, which can be like living under a rock, I guess. This British celeb couple was featured on both Extra and Access Hollywood tonight (the press release must have gone out!) and I'm already excited about a new "Nick & Jessica"-esque reality show to E!.

(Sniff. Sniff. Is that a reality show-induced split I smell?)

They're already HUGE across the pond...maybe if I could keep up with OK! and HELLO!, but who has the time?

I thought I'd share my anticipation here with some background on this hottie two-some (and parents of one, with another on the way and Katie's got a son Harvey from a previous relationship who was born blind) so we can all be on the same page as we add a couple of more names into our collective celebrity consciousness.

First of all, the physical. Peter Andre is tanned, smooth and muscley.

Katie Price is tanned, smooth and boobsy. She's got full, big, huge, fake ta-tas. I'm just saying.

And they both had fabulous accents. See? Living under a rock called America. Easily amused am I.

For more on Peter. For more on Katie aka Jordan.
Katie's myspace.com page. Peter's official site.

Some more fast facts:
1.Peter has covered at least two Disney songs. Sample his sound on iTunes.
2.Katie has been in Playboy (in at least 6 specials). Like I said, BIG BREASTS.
3.BBC3 voted Katie and Peter the Most Annoying Couple of 2006.

And, finally, some video.

Peter and Katie cover a Disney classic. Um...

And, of course, Katie and Peter, spoofed on Dead Ringers...


All of this in anticipation of their BIG American premiere, Katie & Peter.
On E!.
Sunday, April 22.